Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 27, 2019

The ball game it is. Other than funerals and wnddings, I haven’t been to church since I was 7.

Fiction vs non-fiction …

Can not you spend time with God but you can spend several hours watching one game?

I hear the sofa calling …

I don’t care for either one but if forced to make a decision, I would pick the ball game. At least there’s good food and cold drinks there.

I am a Pirate fan. Easy decision.

The common denominator…bench-warmer.

“What are two popular song titles”, Alex?

I’m with the devil on this one.

This must’ve been many years ago when men wore sports coats and ties to ball games.

Either choice would be an excruciating waste of time. However, the Church services would be considerable shorter.

Nun of the above. Sundays are for sleeping late, perusing a pile of magazines or a favorite book, and breakfast in bed if you can get it, or a leisurely champagne brunch.