Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 03, 2019

I’ll go with Ralph’s evaluation as the one with the best chance.

If they don’t have a cat or dog, over is good.

How huge is their bathroom? And where is the toilet? And why are there no doors or privacy?

why is there a toilet paper dispenser in the hall? Very strange people.

Over over over over over over over over over….

How many MORE people are in that washroom?

Better over than under….but there’s no shelf to put it ON!

Whether???

The fact that he even thought about putting out a roll is a good sign…and not just leaving one square on the old roll.

Getting ready for betting on football games.

Over works, unless you have cats and/or small children.

He.. looks confused, bets are he leaves it on the floor

I would have thought proximity to a toilet is the prime concern.

Everyone is crowded into the bathroom?

From what I’ve read, people are 50/50 on the over/under installation of TP.

I’m betting on top of the dispenser

Big bathroom.

Let’s think outside the roll, here. Tear off all the squares, two at a time, and make a little stack on top of the toilet tank.

He puts it on the floor.

More to the point, Where is the toilet, and why the HELL are you two in the bathroom with him?!

It depends on whether you have kids and/or cats.

The inventor, Seth Wheeler, in his patent illustration: https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/550b25a6ecad0436699cedc7-1920-960.jpg

But i imagine he coulda went either way with it.