Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 13, 2019

It’s a natural selection.

Roses are red. / Violets are blue. / Nothing rhymes with orange. / Burma Shave.

(Your daily dose of surrealism.)

Ralph’s very punny today.

I suspect this one may have been inspired by a Trump-(mis)speak.

Evolution followed by reconstitution?

NOT TRUE! That’s just pulp fiction.

But bananas are more apeeling.

I used to date a girl I nicknamed Orange. She was always saying: “Orange you gonna take me here, orange you gonna take me there”.

It’s another good pun! I call it a Dar WIN!

That’s some speecy spicey drink! Or-anges you think they’re great?

Then it evolves into a bottle of orange bitters.

Maybe next time..origin of the kiwis.

Ralph is right: that is just bananas.

In parts of mechina’s song anathema, there’s a choir singing something about origin. It always sounds like to oranges to me. (Especially in the remastered version of it. )

SPORANGE rhymes with Orange

Hey Florida we in Wisconsin are experiencing a polar vortex and will send it down shortly to give you the regular price increase excuse.

Start with molten lava..it cools down… wait millions of years…and eventually you get various orange varieties.