Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 19, 2020

Oh sorry, that would be the Highway to Hell.

You wont need a wheel chair in heaven.

What court did you plan to take this to?

When you get there you know, if the doors are all closed, with a word you can get what you came for.

Another entitled millennial…

this was just before the stairway to heaven became an escalator

I’m pretty sure the ADA doesn’t apply to the afterlife.

Who would you serve the court subpoena from a code chasing ADA lawyer?

And shazam, he became prima facie evidence of the need.

The handicapable get to ride in the elevator to heaven.

You’re going to have some difficulty finding a lawyer up there.

And you are lodging this complaint because . . . ?

I’m sorry, sir. The complaints department is 9 levels down. Nine circular levels…