Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 14, 2020

Hey, he’s just anald country western dog doin’ the Boot Scootin Boogie. (she’d better check her shoes)

Wow! That’s some name for a dog.

hppe cpz

I just love AdRx13p… (oh to hell with it…)… I just love the dog’s expression

Her other dog is named AdRx13PbDTL-69nxQ!. She calls them “+” and “-” for short.

That’s easy for her to say…

If she says it backwards, the dog will disappear into its own universe.

I like r@!ph there by the computer.

Smart woman; she uses a password utility.

His real name is Smudge.

I’d feel more secure if he was on a leash.

Hahahahahaha My dog, Emma, scoots around like that. Always thought it meant she has an itchy butt!!!

Another reason to never have a dog!

Time to call Stanley Steamer, LTD.

Gesundheit…

Butt scooting is a sign of impacted anal glands. A vet or groomer can express them and make the dog feel much better.