Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 14, 2020

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The minute “Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo” appears on my Netflix {because you watched…} list, is the minute I leave Netflix.

Worse yet, the elevator plays nothing but Pachelbel’s Canon.

When I was stationed in Germany in the mid-late ‘70s, I was certain that AFRTS only had one episode of Hogan’s Heroes and Gilligan’s Island.

Not-flixs…

Boomer: Honey Boo Boo?

Everybody else: ok, Boomer

Better than an endless loop of trump news conferences.

I would die and go to heaven.

“Hell is other people.” Jean Paul Sartre

but even if you would could find the remote, you would just find shows, such as Barney and Friends, Keeping Up the Kardashians, and talk shows

Do you believe in Hell? But, really?

Or you could read Revelations, but only the Armageddon parts.

No Hell’s Kitchen or Forged In Fire?

Yes, about the usual TV fare here on earth. 500 channels, all of the same ilk.

When suicide is no longer a solution…

What did Ralph do – to deserve this fate?

Does the power switch still work?

Unplug the TV!!!

Anything from Hallmark