Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 09, 2020

Is there SOMETHING they haven’t made a “pumpkin spice” version of?????? ;/

I saw pumpkin spice scented face masks at the grocery store. Hilarious!

I like the sound effect for the hand sanitizer.

Nothing is sacred anymore.

Here the breweries give out the alkohol taken out of non-alcoholic beer as sanitizers to medical institutions. After I’ve been to the vet with my cat my hands always smell Pilsener-y.

I’m waiting for the “candy cane” scented hand sanitizer.

As usual, over kill with everything. Everybody’s got to get into the act.

My mask is “pumpkin enriched.”

I prefer maple pecan.

Careful…you know how much squirrels like to chew on pumpkins.

My mother actually bought a bottle of the stuff – it is for real! (And your hands smell like that all day!)

Whatever’s in it, it made their pinky’s fall off.

Yuck!

The blast of cinnamon spice when I walked into Home Depot the other day about knocked me over!

Please let an Aussie in on the secret.What on earth is it that seemingly makes Americans obsessed with pumpkin?I’ll eat baked pumpkin, sometimes tolerate pumpkin soup as long s there’s other flavours there to break the pumpkin down, but that’s about it.Just doesn’t make sense to me.