Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 01, 2021

Pillsbury Dough Boy is part cannibal? How twisted can you get?

Is she wearing fish net stockings? The bottom half must be part French pastry! Ooh la la!

Oh no, he’s buttering her up!

You better not be lying to me…or I’ll poke you right in the stomach….

Oh, don’t be blue. Berry.

Perfect day today to cut back for the year. More exercise.

Arlo & Janis as flour children?

I like a gal with some curves. Throw in cinnamon crumblies on top, even better.

You’re toast!

Best part of a sticky-bun.

Does this paper baking cup make me look fat?

Zaftig

what a cupcake!

I like to eat a muffin top and bottom every now and then YUM!

Pass those recently risen objects some Stanley Cup cake mold which is safer than a troubling ENICCAV.