Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 19, 2021

He has a case of “event boundary”.

You tell me?

You were looking for a way out, Milton.

Let me tell you kids about the time I went thru the Alimentary System in 20 minutes.

Hey there Bub just go back and look at the “TAPE”.

Parasite lost? No—it’s more like Dante’s “Internal”.

This worm looks like a cross between a tapeworm, an earthworm, and an old man without his dentures.

He should be on his way out – with no scolex to use to hold onto the intestinal wall.

Alimentary, my Dear Watson…

Taped before a live audience.

Guess I need the boiled eggs and cookies again.

Getting tired of Ensure!

Little-known and horrifying fact: in the early years of “The Today Show” an amazingly effective “diet pill” advertised on the show turned out to be tapeworm larva.

Just because something makes you skinny doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

True. They’re pooped out.

Tommorow, Ear Worm… “Now what was the name of that tune?”