Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 09, 2022

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If he asked he that he would be on his way to jail.

Wouldn’t you like a date first?

Run, mister. Run!

Kinky!

And this is why we have those mesh fruit/veg bags in our expandable grocery bags :)

Lord, talk about a grave communication here! If she had a brain it would have dawned on her…..LOL

We need another panel to see what direction the guy went with that.

Oddly, I’ve noticed that the bags at my usual grocery seem to be an improved kind. Haven’t had any trouble getting them open lately.

Licking one’s fingers to open a plastic bag is so unsanitary. I find there is usually enough moisture at the base of my ear, just behind the lobe, to assist with that issue.

Way back when stores first started having those *#@^! things, I thought it was a “Candid Camera” prank.

What I do is rub my hands all over the celery bunches, I find they work a bit better than the radishes.

I poke my finger up under my mask and lick it.

I was having the same issue! Can’t lick my fingers with a mask on. I have been using the disinfectant wipes that are provided to moisten my fingers instead.

At least she didn’t ask him to pull it.

Ah, sweet Mister E of life, at last I’ve found you…

The guy is thinking: "Ooh, one of “those” girls"!!

But she’s not blonde …! (too outdated?)

It’s kinky but not the “safeway” to go about that.

When younger I always helped seniors open those stoopid bags. Now I ask the produce folks to open them for me, which they kindly do. If the paper bags are supplied then I use those instead of the plastic.

This mist devices are what I always use to open plastic bags.

Never go licking your fingers and then touching things in a store, pandemic or not.

One lady told me she brings her own slightly damp sponge to use on her fingers.

Actually.. what works is to rub rapidly back and forth the top of the bag between your two hands. Static electricity will force the edges of the bag apart. Simple and hygienic.

“I don’t like where this is going”, he thinks to himself