Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 18, 2022

Chilling.

You appear to be leaking a little yourself Mr. Snowman. Better find someplace colder or you’ll be joining your friend.

Liquidated

He’s not half the man he used to be.

More like defrosted, Ralph.

At least the puddles aren’t yellow.

Oh, the horror! It’s like spring runoff!

Brace yourself. Summer is coming!

“Officer, What’re you talking about?”

“Exactly. Water you mean.”

“I mean, what’re you going to do?”

Accursed Daylight Saving Time.

We can use the moisture.

It must be that time of the year when all snowmen are in danger …..they seem to melt away slowly, never to be forgotten….

So that begs the question: Is blood thicker than water?

He wasn’t frosted; he was defrosted.

Ice-water (was) in his veins.

H2 Ok ….

“Mommm, I’m thirsty! I want a glass of snowman blood!”

Things are starting to heat up!

Ralph, it looks more like he got Toasted!

Definitely killed be some “Sun of the beach”!