Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 25, 2022

Rub it in. Probably his ex-wife. Or ex-girlfriend. Or his mother.

The vultures are real, the girl is a mirage.

“Just like me, they long to be … Close to you.”

Worst Fata Morgana possible.

Mary Carpenter is my favorite singer. Died WAY too soon. R.I.P.

♫ just like me, they can see ♪ you’re dead meat ♫

Gross to you!!

Figures. When you need an ambulance you get a carpenter.

She’s not really there, she’s one o’them maradgie’s cartoon characters see when they’re crawling through a desert!

She’s on top of the world looking down..

Stop it, Karen!

If only Karen had shared that sandwich with Mama Cass they would both be alive today…

I rather like it. Carrion. :)

We get sea gulls here. We call ’em the Bomber Squadron.