Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 28, 2022

Are the stars out tonight?

Well, why don’t you each take one eye for now until this gets straightened out?

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

We’ll keep an eye out for you…

Great, Frankie, you might want to leave her now. She’s got a pair of roving eyes.

Well, he can’t actually read the list to prove you wrong.

GROAN

Supply chain troubles.

Think Frank, think!! Not to push the issue, but I’d like to point out that there’s an extra-pair-right-in-front-of-you!!.. and you wouldn’t have to terrorize the villagers!! Wink-wink, nudge-nudge!!

(Delivery man, Frank! Delivery man!!)

♪ But they all disappear ♫

♫ from view. ♪

The night has a 1000 eyes.

Frankie didn’t but his wife did! SEE?

It always bugged me that this should be “I have eyes only for you.”

It’s all fun and games until someone loses the eyes.

Well then, he might as well order the Red Ryder carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock … Ho Ho Ho …!

Aye aye. :)

The other eyes are back ordered.

Cue the rim shot!

Didn’t hit quantity 2 did you?

Election Day: “I only have ayes for you….”

Fly me to the moon…