Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 13, 2023

She’s seen the light

Yes, but not that light, Bud.

just for that, she gets to sleep on the bed, he gets the photon

And he thought he would get off lightly…

It’s a hint he picked up from Pulp Fiction. Or Kiss Me Deadly.

He asked “ are you packin?” Then she shot him.

…and if she’d used correct grammar, she would have said, “Pack lightly” and there would have been no misunderstanding.

“I meant pack Coor’s Light… ‘cause, there’s been this thing goin’ on with….well, you already know.”

Well, she got what she asked for.

Da light….da light….

Brilliant! You deserve a rays!

Bright guy.

Avoid hitting a bump in the road.

Illuminating …!

( a visual pun that produces an eye worm )

The light goes out when he closes it, though, right?

Funny? No, practical for those mid-Winter Swedish vacations. :)

I wonder if he has any other bright ideas.

Goodness, how many LEDs did she bring?

Always obey “she who must be obeyed”…

Travolta had the same problem.

she just came to a blinding realization…

Just as well she didn’t say pack heat