Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 20, 2023

I didn’t know those things had a trunk.

Better sort it out before it charges.

Does the elephant need help or the roomba?

Roomba won’t even pick up tiny rocks, flicks them all to the edge kickboards. Probably picked up an old Dumbo comic picture on the floor and is dragging it around.

Poor elephant! But that’s what he gets for trying to make a video riding the Roomba…

Someone should’ve told him that hose cats in those videos aren’t really riding it!

The Republicans have hit a new low trying to hoover up more lies when we know it’s all nasty dust.

he was doing the rumba when he got caught in the roomba…

I immediately thought of Tim Conway on the Carol Burnette Show. >

Dude only has one arm…

Who hears a Horton?

Once every couple of years you gotta clean the darn things out.

An irrelevant never forgets.

So, who mangled the Dyson Vacuum?

R.I.P. Tim Conway.

Appears it also sucked up a couple of Don Martin sound effects …!

I saw an elephant in my roomba, and a zebra in my pajamas.

If I ever find some vacuum robot capable to suck in an elephant I’ll buy one for my mother-in-law.

Ralph… you’re next for that comment!

I once shot an irrelephant in my pyjamas….

Beats trying to sweep it under the rug, I like how your mind works Dave.

Wait, I think I herd something!

Can we get some of those for the US House & Senate?