Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 10, 2024

The instructions and nutritional information are printed on the cap.

Why plastic? Because they can’t wrap it all in paper! If they did, we’d btch about that, too!

The sea snail is great.

To keeps em fresh, ya fishbrains.

Them fishies no needs to buys or use salt on foods. They is gets free sea salts.

Mmm-mmm-mmm, Ralph-Ralph-Ralph… you are about to be Squirrel-on-the-half-shell!

he’s wrapped in plastic…

You’re asking the wrong person.

Thank goodness, we have a biotic shot now so you can digest plastic, but still not license plates and small boats.

Yeah, it’s not tasty like a license plate…

Very funny!

NEW & IMPROVED❗️ And now more chewy …!!!

I’m right there with ya Jaws, I don’t get it either ;-)

In the old days, they just covered ’em with chum and put ’em in a bag. :)

HA! Helps you slow down when you’re eating. Much healthier than the usual feeding frenzy.

Sharks aren’t immune to inflation.

that’s so they float up where you can get them otherwise they would just sink and be meals for the bottom feeders

Hey. At least he’s not totally shrink wrapped in a wet suit.