Tell Saint Peter at the Golden (Pearly) Gate that you hate to make him wait, but you’ve just gotta have another cigarette! (Phil Harris—‘Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.’)
I’ll never understand why they don’t load the back of heaven first, and then gradually move their way up economy towards first class, you know? It would be so much more efficient.
C 5 months ago
If it’s modeled after a departure gate then it’s actually that other place
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 5 months ago
Do they charge for luggage in Heaven? And is there a First Class section?
rob.home 5 months ago
Tell Saint Peter at the Golden (Pearly) Gate that you hate to make him wait, but you’ve just gotta have another cigarette! (Phil Harris—‘Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.’)
rekam Premium Member 5 months ago
Ralph’s not too happy.
Imagine 5 months ago
What about the people with the frequent flyer cards?
luca.debus creator 5 months ago
I’ll never understand why they don’t load the back of heaven first, and then gradually move their way up economy towards first class, you know? It would be so much more efficient.
pat sandy creator 5 months ago
i’m thinking this would be boarding group 1….
WDDIM 5 months ago
I hope there’s still room in the overhead bins when I get in.
nancyb creator 5 months ago
Some pay for the private club at Club 10. It’s just down that flight of stairs…
JamieLee Premium Member 5 months ago
I like the guy checking his watch, like he has somewhere else to be!
Dobie Premium Member 5 months ago
It figures… they always get boarded first!
(What’s wrong Ralph… limb rats not allowed in?! Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
Well at least Heaven won’t be like Southwest Airlines, when the boarding procedure is "One through Forty…………GO!
Cerabooge 5 months ago
Did they just take a flight on a Boeing plane?
Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago
Ha! Good, Too Good! This is why I hate optimists!
zeexenon 5 months ago
Now, that would be a great wedding ceremony.
mistercatworks 5 months ago
They have to go through rehab before passing further.
Howard'sMyHero 5 months ago
Ah yes … the fate of clouds 1 through 8 is to wait …!
( gotta go )
davewhamond creator 5 months ago
If you wanna get to heaven, you have to go through Dallas-Ft. Worth and then connect in Chicago.
787 5 months ago
…and your luggage goes to Atlanta.