Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 03, 2024

We don’t really want to see him with his kilt off.

What is worn under a kilt underwearwise?

Great drawing.

No! Keep it on!

I think it depends on which way his shillelagh is hanging!

A sack of haggis! Phew

singing. “Lad I don’t know where you’ve been, but I see you’ve won first prize”.

The reason that they call it that is because if you make fun of the guy wearing one, you are gonna get kilt.

Great Scot!

He could’ve … should’ve … had a V8

Just avoid that subway air vent that caught Marilyn Monroe by surprise.

The last person to call it a skirt got kilt!

Pretty much me

Everyone has made the wrong assumption. This is one of those Scotts that live on hills and one leg is shorter than the other.. so when he stands on level ground.. he is off kilter.

Off Kilter is the name of the band at Disney World.

Nothing a new hip couldn’t fix.

Fave Stone’s song: Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe.

He either played too much haggis-sack OR “Amazing Grace” on the pipes …!

( was blind, but now I seeee )

His sporran should be off to one side to emphasize the effect.

He’s a Scott by god !