Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 19, 2011
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Transcript:
Woman: You're going too fast! Slow down! Look out! You're getting too close! Man: Here's an idea...you drive your side of the car, and I'll drive mine.
I know a person (male) who drives so badly that passengers are issued motion-sickness pills. He thinks he drives like a professional; to him, that means driving over the speed limit, tailgating, and going straight into curves then lurching into an L-shaped turn by speeding up. Yet that is the sort of thing he says if challenged.
cdward about 13 years ago
Now THAT’s a line I’m going to have to try!
grossvatter about 13 years ago
WOW!! I am going to try that one myself.MY"would you like to drive"always is meet with long drawn out SILENCE!!!!!
prvdb about 13 years ago
Right, and after you use it be prepared to walk home.
3hourtour Premium Member about 13 years ago
…and they haven’t even left the drive,yet…
Spyderred about 13 years ago
I know a person (male) who drives so badly that passengers are issued motion-sickness pills. He thinks he drives like a professional; to him, that means driving over the speed limit, tailgating, and going straight into curves then lurching into an L-shaped turn by speeding up. Yet that is the sort of thing he says if challenged.
Gocomicsnina about 13 years ago