Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 22, 2011
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Transcript:
Man 1: Good news. The CEO is flying in on his private jet to pat us on the head like empty skulled irish setters, wish us happy holidays with no bonuses, then drink his way back home at 20,000 feet. Man 2: Merry Christmas from the 1%
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pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
Corporate holidays as usual.
Michelle Morris almost 13 years ago
Why even bother using a plane? Isn’t that what video conferencing is for?
brick10 almost 13 years ago
Why is Christmas like another day at the office? ::::::::::::::::::::::Because the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit, while you do all the work.
cj_swonke almost 13 years ago
He gets a pat on the head? Lucky……
jmcx4 almost 13 years ago
Good point tcayer. I worked for a poor guy once. He never paid me….wonder why?
doris sloan almost 13 years ago
Poor shlub! So go get your own corporation and, your own jet. Oh, it’s too hard to do that? Awwww… Or secondly, you could get another job. I’m sure there are lots of offers comming your way from corporations that need whiners.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
skull patting? count me in.
Daviddeer almost 13 years ago
No worse than Obama flying to and from Hawaii for his vacation in lieu of more than four million dollars brought to you by.. TAXPAYERS!!
Koolfunkygrrl almost 13 years ago
which head?? hee hee