Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 26, 2012
December 25, 2012
December 27, 2012
Transcript:
Man: They should delay Christmas until now, so we could get presents during the after Christmas sales. Woman: You know, sometimes I wish I had witnesses so that other people would believe me when I tell them what comes out of your mouth.
Re Gift Cards:Stores/businesses count on Gift Cards as a factor in profit margin. We buy them for 50 bucks, the recipient only uses 36 bucks worth of them, forgets the rest and instant profit for the business.My gift cards come in green paper form with the number 50 or 20 in each of the four corners. They HAVE to be ‘consumed’… (It’s the law!)
sbchamp almost 12 years ago
Sounds like Tim Allen…
natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hey, it works. At least with the “giving & receiving presents” part. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
;-)
pbuckland Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Why not stock up on next year’s presents?
unca jim almost 12 years ago
Re Gift Cards:Stores/businesses count on Gift Cards as a factor in profit margin. We buy them for 50 bucks, the recipient only uses 36 bucks worth of them, forgets the rest and instant profit for the business.My gift cards come in green paper form with the number 50 or 20 in each of the four corners. They HAVE to be ‘consumed’… (It’s the law!)
Spooky D Cat almost 12 years ago
And then you wonder why your husband doesn’t want to “share” anything with you? Ridicule is a pretty effective wet blanket, hon.
el8 almost 12 years ago
Bless his heart.
Squirrelchaser almost 12 years ago
If he had said ‘We shoud…’ rather than ‘They should…’ his statement would have been not only correct but relevant.