Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 17, 2013
Transcript:
Man: So what do you see in my future? Woman: I see dates. Man: Wow. So I'm going to be fightin the ladies off with a stick, huh? Woman: Well, no. I see dates, as in numbers on a calendar. Man: What? Woman: Look, for what you paid me, you get honesty. You want lies, it's more.
RetFor about 11 years ago
ill take the dates from the tree…
edclectic about 11 years ago
Dates stuffed with almonds and cream cheese…mmmmmm.
Toonerific about 11 years ago
She’s trying to tell you that your days are numbered.
grossvatter about 11 years ago
Maybe a “date with the hangman?” or priest?same thing!