Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 11, 2014

He’d say, “Obviously you don’t play golf.”

I gave you my set of keys so that you’d remember to buy me flowers, you silly man!

You just say, “How does that make you feel?”

he looks like he’s wearing a jumpsuit or mechanics coveralls. I guess it’s just because we can’t see his pants?but I would expect his belt to be above the table.maybe his shirt is untucked. just looks odd.

You’d say – What does/did your mother have on her key chain?

In our household, we cannot use easy other’s key fobs! The cars are programmed to the fobs, so the steering wheel, seats, mirrors, climate control, etc. are unique to the driver…

There’s your problem. You don’t need to say anything.

My wife and I have (had) identical key rings, same keys, no fobs. She picked up a set and asked if they were hers or mine. I said, not sure, is there any earwax on the keys? She started to look at the keys, then said ew…, then bought herself a key fob.