Reminds me of Richard Jeni’s bit about a weight-loss huckster who was pushing his tape: “It’s not videotape, it’s not audiotape, it’s Scotch tape. Put it over your mouth to keep you from eating, because you’re too fat!”
Cigarette smokers don’t realize how annoying their smoke is. Pipe-smokers are worse, since they think everyone likes the aroma. But cigar smokers (at least the ones who smoke around others) know how awful their filthy habit reeks. (Meantime, I don’t mind being annoying without smoking at all.)
ladykat about 10 years ago
Plus, it will be SOOO much fun to rip it off!
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
Add it to the book…
K M about 10 years ago
Reminds me of Richard Jeni’s bit about a weight-loss huckster who was pushing his tape: “It’s not videotape, it’s not audiotape, it’s Scotch tape. Put it over your mouth to keep you from eating, because you’re too fat!”
pschearer Premium Member about 10 years ago
Cigarette smokers don’t realize how annoying their smoke is. Pipe-smokers are worse, since they think everyone likes the aroma. But cigar smokers (at least the ones who smoke around others) know how awful their filthy habit reeks. (Meantime, I don’t mind being annoying without smoking at all.)