Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 27, 2014
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Transcript:
Man 1: What was the most unusual present you got for Christmas this year? Man 2: A calendar from my insurance agent. Man 1: That's not unusual. Man 2: This one is. It calculates daily how much money my family will get from my life insurance policy if I go daisies up.
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skeeterhawk almost 10 years ago
Don’t let the family see it!
Retired Dude almost 10 years ago
It comes with its own mixed metaphor.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The Metaphor Death Squad will kill him first.
grossvatter almost 10 years ago
Care for a nice kool glass of Gatorade???
Jeff0811 almost 10 years ago
All my wife will tell me is I am worth more dead than alive. She still doesn’t want me to go anywhere though.