Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 11, 2015
April 10, 2015
April 12, 2015
Transcript:
Man: My nose is too oily for the breathing strip to stick. So I guess you'll have to put up with my snoring tonight. Woman: Somehow I never pictured this conversation when I said "...for better or for worse."
Years ago, I’d written up a ‘better marriage vow’ than one preached by a Man Of The Cloth, and it’s too garish to publish here, but used by it, the population of the US would be severely reduced and the traffic jams would be just ‘you firsts’ and ’He’s crazy, but it’ll pass’…… Hormones, y’know.. Nothing like the fun of helping your loved one pass on into the Next World, what/wherever that may be.
Married 2 weeks, Hub said in bed one night, “I’m going to spit straight up.” Needless to say, I pulled the covers over my head. Then…PPHHGGTT came out his other end.! I figured this has GOT to be (one of) the ‘worse’!
BearsDown Premium Member over 9 years ago
It just keeps getting worse.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
This is hilarious!
unca jim over 9 years ago
Years ago, I’d written up a ‘better marriage vow’ than one preached by a Man Of The Cloth, and it’s too garish to publish here, but used by it, the population of the US would be severely reduced and the traffic jams would be just ‘you firsts’ and ’He’s crazy, but it’ll pass’…… Hormones, y’know.. Nothing like the fun of helping your loved one pass on into the Next World, what/wherever that may be.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Different comic strip…
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Did “For Better or for Worse” ever have “Real Life Adventures” for a punchline? (Sorry to step on your subtler joke, Nev.)
She Mc over 9 years ago
Do those strips really work??? Enjoy the weekend everyone x
Skylark over 9 years ago
Married 2 weeks, Hub said in bed one night, “I’m going to spit straight up.” Needless to say, I pulled the covers over my head. Then…PPHHGGTT came out his other end.! I figured this has GOT to be (one of) the ‘worse’!
grossvatter over 9 years ago
Clearasil by BOY and plenty of it. Not that clear sissy stuff. Get the cake looking brown stuff. Goop it on like your life depended on it….
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I suppose asking him to wash his nose with soap and water is a bit much…