Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 06, 2015
May 05, 2015
May 07, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Well, I don't have an actual degree. But I watch "jeopardy," and I do very well in the entertainment categories. And I can almost work the new york times crossword, except on Sundays, of course....You can ask my wife.
Actually I’d probably take him over a graduate of any of the bogus “universities,” online or otherwise, who promise to “give you credit for what you already know” and get you a degree in record time. At least he hasn’t fallen for that scam.
You can buy a book of 50 NYT Sunday crossword puzzles; there are several volumes at Barnes & Noble. I have them all, love them. Do them a while, they get easier.
Ubintold over 9 years ago
He’s like the scarecrow before the Wizard gave him a sheepskin.
A Martin over 9 years ago
If he can do the Saturday NYT puzzle, hire him!
Wenthral over 9 years ago
You’re Hired, we’re putting you on the Management fast track immediately.
J Short over 9 years ago
Okay one more question. Have you ever worked with a deep fryer?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Actually I’d probably take him over a graduate of any of the bogus “universities,” online or otherwise, who promise to “give you credit for what you already know” and get you a degree in record time. At least he hasn’t fallen for that scam.
zippykatz over 9 years ago
You can buy a book of 50 NYT Sunday crossword puzzles; there are several volumes at Barnes & Noble. I have them all, love them. Do them a while, they get easier.
grossvatter over 9 years ago
Now if you were related to one of the bosses you would be on the road to upper management!!! as we speak!!The word nepotism is not on our dictionary
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Yeah, ask the wife! She’ll give him the third degree…
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
And he stayed at the Holiday Inn last night !