Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 27, 2015
June 26, 2015
June 28, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: Is that potato salad on your finger? Man: Um, yes. I ...uh...tripped and before I could catch myself, my finger plunged into the potato salad. Woman: Wow. Great story. now tell me the one about how it got on your chin.
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Ubintold over 9 years ago
Uh, I led with my chin ?
Already Fuzzy over 9 years ago
I want a lawyer before I answer anything more.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
He must be the same guy who was walking down the street with an open jar of peanut butter and collided with a cute gal who was munching on a chocolate bar.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
That won’t be necessary.
She Mc over 9 years ago
Just testing!
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
I would just be forthright, “As the official taste-tester of this house, I took it upon myself to bravely ford the depths of the potato salad bowl, wiggle my finger around, and sample it, without regard to personal harm from lightly salted salad. Next week I may take out the trash”.