Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 09, 2015

i do the same thing!

Went to a class in college, after 15 minutes, no prof, so we left. Next class he berated us and said if his jacket is there, he is there. So next class we left behind jackets and went. He was not amused, LOL!

Dude, give up on golf — see 10/7 toon.

Every time I went shopping with my wife she would end up purchasing the first outfit she saw no matter how many different shops we visited!

The last time she took me with her, when she was ready to leave I remained sitting in the waiting area. She said, “Aren’t you coming with me?”

I said, “No, you’ll be back here to purchase so I’ll just wait for you right here!”

She goes alone now…

My wife got this from her dad….She will look all over for exactly what she wants, and then when she finds it she decides not to buy it.

I’d found that a hip flask with a 70/30 mix of vodka and OJ would help pass the time while “She Who Must Be Obeyed” passed the time, clacking hangers through various colors, styles and colors, only to reject what’s “On Sale” to finally reject all with a “let’s go home” sneer.. I miss her.Somewhat.

That’s a good idea.Around here a lot of the restaurants are placing tablet screens on the table where you can play unlimited games for $1.99, and can pay your tab at your table without charge. Throw some of those out there and a bowl of peanuts, the beer will pretty much sell itself.