Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 17, 2016

Works sometimes..but only if you stick it out to the right.

I’ve read about those women that open their mouth when applying eye make-up.

Next time buy a wind up alarm clock. No batteries needed…

1 – throw alarm clock against wall2- curse a bit3 go buy new alarm clock

Hubby could also loosen his belt and expose some butt-crack. Seems to work well for plumbers.

I believe it was Charles Schultz who first pioneered this tactic. I remember a lot of tongues sticking out on that strip, and not all of them were symbols of impertinence.