Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 14, 2017

I think a cardiologist would have included some fruits and vegetables.

Live long and suffer.

You wont live longer, it will just feel like it!!!

ah. I see.

life is only worth living if you eat whatever you want.

Eat to live. Don’t live to eat.

I doubt a cardiologist who knows anything would recommend eggs which increase cholesterol.

Eeewwww. Hard-boiled egg and plain yogurt? Shoot me now!