Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 10, 2017

Wow, she has thought about it. If I had a suspicious mind, I might be inclined to think she knows something that I don’t.

I would be inclined to think she knows some psycho, and he doesn’t.

That’ll be her excuse for surviving, when the hit man she hired shows up.

Sorry, but it is something women do. We want our husbands to protect us from psychos in the night. :)

You only have to be faster than someone else.

Her psycho boyfriend?

I stay away from the window side. Everyone knows psychos come in through windows.