Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 24, 2017

I detect a certain – - – - circularity to your thought processes.

Sounds all too familiar.

That wouldn’t have been nearly as funny if I wasn’t reading it at 4:15am.

I do that too!

Wake up at night going OMG! OMG! Don’t even know what I’m worried about!

I am a constant worrier and it greatly contributes to my insomnia. I try to take the advice of a friend who said, “Why stay up worrying about things you can’t even do anything about until morning?” Easier said than done but it has worked a few times over the years.

I wish worrying about what I was going to eat would make me lose my appetite.

At 72, I worry about when I am going to wake up again to go to the toilet.