Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 12, 2018

How about the Slinky?

I always heard the most significant invention was the thermos bottle – it kept hot liquids hot and cold beverage cold, but how does it know the difference?

see also Bloom County

What about the wheel? Just saying! Lol!

String

Ah yes, the bottle. The Gods Must Be Crazy.

I like the printing press.

As a three-summer veteran of an H.J. Heinz factory, it’s KETCHUP.

Get French’s instead.No HFCS

In a single use plastic bottle that is going to still be on the face of the earth after the human race has gone extinct.

Gove me a glass bottle. I’ll happy shake it and pound it on the bottom.

What about that thing that we are all making use of right now? The transistor.

One of two things for me, Air Conditioning or the DVR.

Pizza!

“Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty.” Admittedly, it’s as much a philosophy as an invention.