Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 26, 2019

Now being fat is a disability. Soon stupid will also be a disability. Then I can apply for disability!

You can always run for office. Maybe even President.

Guy on the left – I like his beerwildered look.

You must have some ability. You got the job. Oh wait, maybe he’s the president.

Can we pass out dunce hats to many in Congress and the President?

How can you dis- what you don’t have?

Now, there’s a lot of politicians who I’d like to give the ability to disappear…….

So you’re a Consultant…

I’ve know people who could be called a Jack of all Trades, but Master of none.

I have that same problem.