Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 13, 2020

I remember when schools were for education, not indoctrination.

I remember when people gave a crap about the planet. And a republican-Nixon created the EPA.

The little brat better give up her devices, learn to walk any place she wants to go and stop wearing microfiber knickers.

The Atlantic is getting saltier and the Pacific is getting fresher, neither is good.

You’re welcome. Less for you to learn.

Stop bottling water!

You are welcome!

I hope she doesn’t say “make our planet Greta again.”

Instead of thanking adults she should have thanked “boomers”

Meanwhile she still wants a ride to soccer practice, piano lessons, etc. And don’t take away her yogurt in a plastic tube.

OK, Generation Zer

Just wait until she gets to be an adult, if she lives that long.

You can be part of the problem or the solution – you decide which side you are on, quit griping and go do something about it.

200 species go extinct every day? That can’t be right…