Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 24, 2020

When you gotta go you gotta go.

It was an emergency.

Nothing like a fresh, clean canvas to inspire the poo artist.

Every time.

Shouldn’t the cat be saying that to her?

Shouldn’t the cat be saying that to her?

Whodathunk. ????

You have good cat. She knows you don’t want her to go just anywhere, like behind the couch.

Purrsistent kitty.

This is my cat, Luna. I had just cleaned and then poured fresh litter into the box, and then she jumped in.

https://imgur.com/ogaI477

The struggle is real. And I have two.

My problem is more with clean-up afterward:

“MRAAAH! Just a minute, Mr. Biped! I have to arrange the litter properly!”

“No, I’m just going to move your work to its proper venue.”

“Stupid Biped! You’re trying to decontextualize my work!”

“No, I’m just putting it with your earlier work for the convenience of collectors. It’s proper curation.”

“MRAAH! The litter gives the proper ironic backdrop to the work! Otherwise, it could be mistaken for kitsch!”

And so on.

No. For some reason, they want you to know they’re using it.

Hello-o-o-o-o-o-o? Cat!