Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 10, 2020

I think he meant that YOU (anybody) were there instead of him.

Putting this on mine…“That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it”. Hopefully won’t be for a good long while though.

People are just dying to get in…

Could’ve been a Pink Floyd fan…

Nah, he was just a huge Pink Floyd fan…

A woman told me all her friends with kids kept telling her to have a child. She said when she finally had a kid, she realized why. She said, “Misery loves company.”

Depends on where “here” is.

My brother lives a couple states over.He says the state tourism slogan is “Missouri loves company!”.

Uncle had a sense of humor.

i’m debating whether to use ‘are we having fun yet?’ for mine…

On my parent’s plaque, we put: “BEST. NAP. EVER.” Dad would have loved it! Mom, maybe, not so much…XD

Or he’s a “rub it in your face” kind of guy.

I want my headstone to read ‘At least I don’t have to work at -—- any more’.