Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 13, 2020

“The horror, the horror”

Softer than puppy $*)@.

Aww. Leaf him alone.

They seem like they’re head over wheels in love.

Pffttttt! Amateur! I recently got a drive through order which included fries and after I drove off I discovered that they had forgotten the salt packet which I had requested. Now that is a bad day!

First world problems

And yet, he wouldn’t stop to take it off the wiper. He deserves that cruel fate.

“Eat a frog every morning, and nothing worse will happen to you, for the rest of the day.”

Poor baby…..

Everything truly beautiful is fragile.