Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 21, 2021

He is rocking what is known as the "Cul de sac’ .

I call it ear muffs.The panel reminds me of Miracle Max from The Princess Bride saying, “He’s just MOSTLY dead.”

Seems you ate your seed stock.

Sure, what doctor is going to pass up an opportunity to take your money?

However, if you got enough money we “might” be able to do something…..

First time I heard that distinction was Elaine Benes trying to convince a girlfriend to go out with George…

A hair transplant is an option but your donor area seems rather small so we would have to utilize mainly your pubic hair.

Tattoo lots of dots on your head so it looks like you shave it. What color hair dots do you want?

It’s a hair-splitting distinction.