Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 22, 2022

You will have more chances, First you must learn what not to say even if nothing bad was meant.

Snatch the pebble from my hand

It better not be plastic!

And don’t tell a female how she really looks in a dress.

not a deal breaker. am I right?

Next time check her breath before asking to dance!!!

Her? Your husband won’t dance with you?

The last dance was your last chance for romance.

“Then I said ‘I guess a B. J. is outta the picture, right?’ and she slapped me for some reason, Dad.”

All you needed was to just say ,“Mint?” after you popped one in your mouth.