Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 08, 2022

Come on honey live a little.

Sounds authentic

I don’t go to a cafe for something I can do at home.

Not having to shop, cook, or clean is worth something, even if the food just like home.

That would, in fact, be home cookin’. Which is expressly NOT what I’m looking for when I go out. If I wanted home cookin’, I’d stay home.

Buy a box of frozen corn dogs from Costco. You will never run out because those corn dogs multiple….or at least it feels that way.

Buffet dining.

That seems too restrictive – to have to eat it over the sink.

A cold can of soup, in front of a monitor. Heating optional, unless your feeling fancy in your jammies.

She’d rather go to Cracker Barrel.

I’VE BEEN THERE! Too expensive for what you get, though.

Got a place like that in Branson…pretty much like you’d guess (unless your Mom/Dad is a gourmet chef!)

Well, when I want home cookin’, I get some gasoline and…

Wait, confessing to arson in a public venue isn’t a good idea, is it?

Never mind.

Oh, so, buffet style.