Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 22, 2022

O…kay….

She’s down to earth

Someday you can celebrate earth day by looking at it from the moon.

Hopefully, you won’t un-Earth any muggers there. Or have I been going to the wrong parks again?

or how about you don’t get to look at it at all because it’s gone and you’ll be dead too. do something GOOD for the EARTH today. EVERYDAY

They took all the trees and put ’em in a tree museum.

And made the people pay a dollar and a half just to see ’em.

You need to take the kid to a shrink, something’s wrong with her. Should be watching it on her phone like all the other kids.

Practice tree pose yoga.

Maybe we should celebrate life day, without life, the earth is just a rock circling around the sun.

Ok, but just this once, and don’t get out of the car.

Then we can look out and see Russia from our porch.

Emerson Lake & Palmer: “Karn Evil 9 pt2” [Verse 1] There behind a glass. Stands a real blade of grass. Be careful as you pass. Move along! Move along!

Well, honey, it’s around the corner. We’ll have to drive.