Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 13, 2022

I’m not sure thats the kind of hunting your son means.

Dear oh dear!

Very smooth, and a kid that age will never have the capacity to call you on it.

Shades of Calvin’s Dad!

Good one! I’ll have to remember it in case my grandkids ever ask me that!

One of the best dad answers I’ve heard in awhile.

I don’t have to hunt for them. They wander through our property most every day.

I hunt for deer but only on a professional basis.

I LOVE this cartoon!

Honey, I shrunk our kid.

WARNING! Baiting deer is illegal. This corn pile is intended for squirrels, chipmunks, and other such animals. Any deer found eating this corn will be shot.

Drop the “for,” kid and get a straight answer. The dreaded superfluous preposition.

He does hunt Dear…

Dense or a wise-guy?

Best misdirection I have heard today!

The important thing here is that the first word is “no.” That’s all that counts, to me at least.