The loan officer has to be on board with every piece of lumber he gets – the wood can knot have any significant defects. There’s no use going against the grain and trying to argue with him.
I was choosing wood for a deck at a lumberyard some years ago. A guy watched me for a while, to the point where I was getting concerned. Then, he asked me " I never saw a woman who could choose wood like that. Will you marry me?" At least, the most original pick up line I ever heard.
wjones about 2 years ago
Yes, the bank has to show a profit should the loan default.
C about 2 years ago
Banking on the straight man
Doug K about 2 years ago
The loan officer has to be on board with every piece of lumber he gets – the wood can knot have any significant defects. There’s no use going against the grain and trying to argue with him.
My First Premium Member about 2 years ago
Must be at Home Depot. Home of the curvy 2 × 4′s.
HOTLOTUS1 about 2 years ago
straight wood huh. ( different direction) i’m back. long day at the lumber yard then.
Bill The Nuke about 2 years ago
Finding straight boards at Lowes or Home Depot is actually a challenge.
Diane Lee Premium Member about 2 years ago
I was choosing wood for a deck at a lumberyard some years ago. A guy watched me for a while, to the point where I was getting concerned. Then, he asked me " I never saw a woman who could choose wood like that. Will you marry me?" At least, the most original pick up line I ever heard.
Sneaker about 2 years ago
I just finished talking to a contractor about building a 10 ftX6foot room onto the back of my garage and the price of wood was mentioned!!