Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 23, 2023

And why did you go into that room?

Forget me not

Just hang up dude. Maybe it’ll come back to you latter who you were calling.

Yours truly.

I understand completely, after the go-to-voicemail tells you in great detail how to leave a message, how to leave a return number by pressing 5, how to review your message after you’ve left it, and oh yeah, after you leave your message you can simply hang up.

After all that, who can remember their message?

Did you get all that, AT&T? Fergoshzakes, it’s JUST A STUPID VOICEMAIL, just do the beep thing and get out of my way.

Ever had one of those cartoons where you can’t remember what the point was?

For me it’s when I leave the phone, on hold (because my call is important to them), beside my computer and carry on working… When they eventually answer, I can’t for the life of me remember who it was I called in the first place…

that’s how I feel a lot of the time.

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