Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 02, 2023

Only if you’re a kidder.

You’re kidding right?

“So what did you tell your therapist?

“And how does it make you feel when I snicker and ask if you’re kidding?”

That’s indeed a bad sign.

Now I’m hungry for a Snickers bar.

Or they snore

Some people pay for therapy. Some people pay for beer. Some people like music, that’s what I do.

I have another idea: Why don’t you quit therapy and get a gym membership.

The patient was in the psychiatrist’s office, pacing back and forth saying, “I’m a wigwam! I’m a teepee! I’m a wigwam! I’m a teepee!” The shrink says, “Oh sit down! You’re too tense!”