Red and Rover by Brian Basset for October 20, 2000
Transcript:
Worker: Here ya' go, kid, size five! Red: Wait. Those look like they've been worn by other people before. Worker: You're right! Lemme grab you a pair of our special "mechanically" broken-in bowling shoes! ...never been touched by a sweaty, smelly human foot in their life. Red: Dad, I told the guy behind the rental shoe counter you'd leave him a really big tip.