Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 06, 2016
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Red: Doug on the bus said his folks are getting an artificial tree for Christmas this year. A fake tree. It's made, not grown, never needs watering. Rover: No watering?!? This could have a serious tinkle down effect on dogs everywhere. Red: You mean trickle-down effect, don't you? Rover: No
Catfeet Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Poor Rover…back to the yellow snow!
42Irish Premium Member almost 8 years ago
“Good morning star shine, the Earth says hello.”“You tinkle above us! We tinkle below!”Translation from a bunch of 5th grade boys of that dopey song. long, long agoYes, I was part of that.
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’ve never had a real tree.
Retired Dude almost 8 years ago
When I was in Viet Nam a guy in my hootch got an artificial tree from his wife but the box with the ornaments got lost in shipment. We decorated the tree with the blue ribbons we cut off Pabst Blue Ribbon beer cans.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Around that time we had one of those silver metallic trees with a devise to shine colors on it in a wheel. And spray pine scent when needed.
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
Stopped using real trees when it took a grain scoop to keep up with the needle drop…
scottie4851 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
This all seems rather “Trumped up” to me. . . . .
hippogriff almost 8 years ago
Retired Dude
I was expecting using the pull tabs. Larger supply, less work.
tigerchik32 almost 8 years ago
both my mom and brother are allergic to pine, so we’ve had artificial trees as long as I remember. They don’t look that bad, if decorated tastefully and not made up like it belongs in Vegas.