Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 18, 2013
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April 22, 2013
Transcript:
cherry blossom lore as early as 600 years ago american indian tribes living on the patowmack river recog-nized the unique charm of the cherry blossom tree indian 1: those things are going to attract kitsch-starved tourists like flies. indian 2: and how. george washington, bitter over a childhood incident, detested cherry trees of any kind and had to be forcibly restrained from chopping them all down. advisor: sir! don't! the tourism industry was a major contributor to your presidential campaign! washington: ow! leggo! it would take a stack of 21,467 pancakes to equal the height of the washington mon-ument if you made them with buttermilk.* * this is not cherry blossom lore. i'm sorry.
barbara chaffin Premium Member over 11 years ago
cute!and how!
Ida No over 11 years ago
“But you can put cherries on top of the Washington Monument! This is a common tourist practice, and is encouraged in months that do not have an “R” in them."
PoodleGroomer over 11 years ago
Building code requires adding more egg to the pancake mix to improve their earthquake resistance.
ellisaana Premium Member over 11 years ago
Fun, but none of it is accurate cherry blossom lore.The famed Washington DC cherry blossom trees were given the US by Japan in 1912.It only feels like 600 years ago.
Srover over 11 years ago
@ellisaana: Surly, the part about George’s hair is accurate?
waykirk over 11 years ago
I live right down the street from George’s place at Mount Vernon. Lucky me. See Real estate tax, Fairfax County, Virginia, Mount Vernon Area.
Oh well. I’ve only been here for forty years.
The tourists cant get enough of the place and walk in the middle of the street as I try to dodge them and their tour buses. I’ll get one one of these days.
In the meantime, George’s distillery is going great guns making overpriced booze for his fans. This is no joke. They fired up the still just a few years ago and sell out all that crap that they can make.
Come and see us in Northern Virginia. There is a Frank Lloyd Wright home and Woodlawn Plantation within a mile or so of Mount Vernon.
p.s. Please bring money. The roads are full of holes.
The old Sarge
Pickbrain over 11 years ago
Yummy, buttermilk pancakes!
Gilda Blackmore over 11 years ago
You are ALL wrong. Can’t you see this is about Leggo?
Pickbrain over 11 years ago
L’eggo of my Eggo! (OK, I know Eggos are waffles, not pancakes.)